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Hi.
I Cupid.

And before we begin, I would like to point out that da wind is suspicious. Very suspicious.

Da world is BIG. Da world is LOUD.

And trees can absolutely talk!!

Do not let anyone tell you otherwise.

One time a leaf attacked my head.
I survived. Barely.

Den you makes a new fwiend.
At first dat sounds nice.

Den your new fwiend randomly stares off into space, starts drooling a little, and gets dat funny look in his eyes.

Dat is when you knows somethin terrible is

about to happen.

Den he suddenly yells: "I GOTS IDEA!"

And surprises you with a surprise dat

nobody asked for.

A surprise you definitely do not want.
An AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH surprise.

Den somehow you ends up on a BIG IDEA adventure.

Not because you wanted to.
Not because you planned to.
Not because anyone asked your opinion.

It just happens.
ALL DA TIME.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Wait...
Did you see dat?

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